Poli
Fartride

Hold to fly. Release to fall. The longer you hold, the worse it gets for him.

In testing · store release to be announced

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A caricature politician in a pinstripe suit flying through the air, eyes shut, tie streaming behind him

01 / The whole game

One button. That is it.

There is no tutorial because there is nothing to teach. You have one input and you already know what it does.

Hold

Press anywhere and he lifts, powered by the one resource Washington has never run short of. Keep holding and he climbs.

Release

Let go and gravity takes over immediately. Threading a gap between a subpoena missile and a barricade is all in when you let go.

Regret

The longer you hold, the worse his face gets. Six stages, from smug and composed to purple, veined and venting steam. There is no seventh.

02 / Screenshots

What it actually looks like.

A politician fart-flying past the White House collecting coins, captioned hold to fart-fly, release to plummet — The loop, in one screen

Six escalating faces from composed to purple and steaming, captioned the longer you hold the worse it gets — Six stages of facial ruin

Seven caricature politicians in a row with unlock prices from free to one hundred thousand coins — The unlockable cabinet

Flying through a gauntlet of red tape barricades, a subpoena missile, a pigeon and a paparazzi drone — Red tape, subpoenas, pigeons, drones

An agent drops a net on the politician under a large DETAINED banner — Clip a hazard and you get detained

03 / The cabinet

Everyone is a target.

Earn coins, unlock a deliberately bipartisan roster. Each one has their own ridiculous walk and their own six stage meltdown. That both sides are here is the point.

The Incumbent

Free

Boe Jiden

1,500 coins

Sernie Banders

2,500 coins

Hamala Karris

3,000 coins

Barock Obomba

4,000 coins

Tonald Drump

6,000 coins

Gold Drump

100,000 coins

04 / The details

Developer: Samyu Studio
Published by: ForHisKingdom LLC
Based in: Austin, Texas, United States
Platforms: iPhone and Android
Price: Free, purchases optional
Players: Single player, fully offline
Account: None. No login, ever
Engine: Godot 4
Status: In testing, release to be announced
Support: samyu.studio/polifartride

05 / Press

Press kit.

Hi-res art, free to use in coverage. If you want something that is not here, a build to try, or a question answered, email support@samyu.studio and you will get a reply from the person who made the game.

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